Cowboy's Honeymoon

A cowboy and his wife had just got married and
found a nice hotel for their wedding night.

The groom approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, "We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room

with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, "You want the 'Bridal'?"

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment, then replied,

"Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."