Child Molester Michael Jackson dead

LOS ANGELES (BS Press)
WM H ~ Staff Reporter
06/25/2009

LOS ANGELES—Michael Jackson, a talented child performer known for his love of amusement park rides, having sleep overs with his lil'friends, and his hobby of collecting exotic animals for his Neverland Ranch, died from sudden cardiac arrest Thursday at the age of 12.

'King of Pop dead at 12' Michael Jackson, who took to the stage as a child star and went on to set the world dancing to the thumping rhythms of his music for decades, died Thursday, TMZ website reported. The boy man reported to be between the age of 12 and 50 years old.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon while woo-woo with himself. according to first responders, arriving paramedics found him slumped over apparently having tried preforming CPR himself. "We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back," the entertainment site said.

The Internet is a buzz with this being a cover story, claiming Jackson has faked his own death, and moved to South America with a young child he had recently purchased for an undisclosed sum. Others are convinced that Michael, who recently converted to Islam has linked up with Bin Laden, and is presently attending a terrorist training camp at an undisclosed location.

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