G_d and The Biker

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming
voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful
to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii '
so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something
that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women;
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking whe
she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and
complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman
truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'