
The Alamo, San Antonio, Texas
We all know the feeling: Bound by a lemming-like sense of
obligation, drag ourselves to an important tourist attraction,
stand in its for a few moments, then (if all goes well) leave
as quickly as possible. Sometimes we’re pleasantly surprised;
we linger and learn something new. But lots of times, we don’t.
Some of the places on my list are well-known tourist traps,
but not all tourist traps are a waste of time, the Empire
State Building Mount Rushmore and are all well worth a
look. Regardless, the following spots have left me either
underwhelmed or exhausted for no good reason. I’m sure you
have a similar list.
Fisherman's Wharf San Francisco
It’s very easy to have an enjoyable, fulfilling stay in
San Francisco without ever touching foot in this awful
place, which has all the appeal of a run donw and yet
somehow very expensive amusement park. If you are forced
to visit, however, I recommend the Musee Mecanique, a
wonderfully eerie collection of vintage penny arcade
games located at Pier 45.
Petrified Forest National Park Holbrook, Ariz.
Petrified Forest National Park is located off of Interstate
40 between Holbrook and Navajo. From the north entrance of
the park off of Interstate 40, a roughly 25-mile driving
route meanders south among a spare expanse of rocks and
sand, until you find yourself on Highway 180. Then you
drive back up to Interstate 40 and continue on your way,
in hour closer to the grave.
Wall Street New York City
Wall Street could easily be described as a dark, narrow
alley full of traffic pylons, heavily armed police officers,
harried office workers and lots of tourists taking pictures
of a street sign. Federal Hall, where Washington gave his
inaugural address, consists of a mostly empty rotunda with
a few exhibits, and the New York Stock Exchange is strictly
off-limits these days.
Plymouth Rock Plymouth, Mass.
Plymouth Rock sits inside a Greek Temple-like structure
along a pleasant promenade in Plymouth Harbor, Mass.
The rock is gray and worn, and roughly the size of a car
engine, with the year 1620 stamped across its side. It
marks the precise spot where William Bradford and the
Mayflower pilgrims set foot in the New World, except for
the fact that this actually happened in Provincetown.
The Alamo San Antonio, Texas
The Alamo, otherwise known as Mission San Antonio de Valero
sits on roughly four acres in downtown San Antonio, a short
distance from the River Walk. Much of the original structure
is no more, and what remains are a few small stone buildings
and some neatly trimmed lawns. he audio tour concludes in
an exceedingly well-provisioned gift shop.
Hollywood Los Angeles
Enjoy a concert at the Hollywood Bowl, watch the sunset from
the Griffith Observatory, or take a stroll in Canyon Park.
But don’t go looking for “Hollywood,” because you’re liable
to wind up on the Walk of Fame being harassed by a
Charlie Chaplin impersonator.
Bourbon Street New Orleans
Everyone should make an effort to visit New Orleans, and
the romance of the French Quarter is still alive and well
in places such as Jackson Square and Decatur Street.
But for the sake of your dignity, avoid Bourbon Street if
you can. All the charming cast-iron balconies in the world
can’t save this stretch of sadness.
RMS Queen Mary Long Beach, Calif.
What do you get when you cross a Ramada Inn with a rusty
old ship? The RMS Queen Mary, the once-proud jewel of the
Cunard Line, which now lies permanently docked in Long Beach
as a hotel, convention center and floating haunted house
(paranormal tours are available).
They should have given poor old Mary an honorable burial
at sea.
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