First Familys Thanksgiving Feast

White House staff leaked to this reporter the Thanksgiving menu enjoyed yesterday by the First Family.
Obama, Michelle and daughters spend Thanksgiving with kin folk, selected friends and servants at the White House.

The first family's Thanksgiving menu included:

Fried Yard bird
BBQ Pork Ribs
Fried Chitterlings
Baked Opossum
Fried Cat Fish
Cornbread Dressing
Giblet Gravy
Collard Greens
Sweet Potatoes
Boiled Okra
Corn on the cob
Poke Salad & Ham Hocks
Sliced White Bread

Dessert:
Apple Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Sweet Tater Pie.
Huckleberry Pie

Beverages:
Water
Butter Milk
Kool-aid
Watermelon Wine
Colt 45 Malt
Corn Mash Drippings

You would not be laughing if you knew what this cost us taxpayers.